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The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
I was on a date recently, and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a dollar at bowling alleys.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
I earn a seven figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
Snowmen fall from the sky disassemble.
When life throws you stones, throw them back!
The killer that is about to call you, is already in your home.
At the first chance he had, Adam blamed it all on Eve.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire!
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